The Official Taste Test Post

Alright. I tried the new Domino's recipe. And while I was impressed with the taste, I was unpleasantly surprised to find that the rest of the customer experience remained an adversarial relationship of them hiding the deals and me having to work extra hard not to pay $20 for a friggin' 14" pizza.

I guess you can take the cardboard out of the crust, but you can't take the crust out of the cardboard. Or something like that.

I'll let you listen for the full effect of my irritation.